Everyone enjoying the Obama tax cut on tax day?

That's right, girls.

Obama cut your taxes. Because he's a socialist.
Obama removed government-run single-payer from the health plan. Because he's a socialist.
Obama removed the government-run public option from the health plan. Because he's a socialist.
Obama saved the auto manufacturers. Because he's a socialist.
Obama saved the banks, and resisted the urge to impose draconian regulations. Because he's a socialist.
He gave the green light for offshore drilling. Damn socialist, helping out those damn socialist oil corporations….

And because he hates capitalism, he saw to it that the the Dow goes from 7000 to 11000, jobs go from 700K lost in a month to 160K created, stimulus saves a million jobs, GDP goes from minus six percent to plus six, and housing prices are up a whopping 20 percent. Because he's a socialist and hates capitalism.

And at every step of the way, Obama was fought by the Republicans. They impeded his effort to save capitalism. Because they're capitalists, fighting that nasty old socialist.

Right?

And, quick recap: HE CUT YOUR TAXES, JETHRO.

Ya see -- when you take Republican "logic" and apply actual logic to their logic, it starts to sound kinda....stupid.