Wednesday 23 September 2009

It’s flooding down in Georgia

April 2009: southern white trash attend “tea parties” and scream about the federal gummint.

May 2009: southern white trash in Kentucky and elsewhere are hit by floods and scream that the federal gummint ain’t doing enough for them.

August 2009: southern white trash go to town halls and scream about the federal gummint.

September 2009: southern white trash in Georgia and elsewhere are hit by floods and scream that the federal gummint ain’t doing enough for them.

Thus proving that if there’s a God, he has a wicked sense of humor.

And throughout the year, the same Stetsoned yahoo Republican governors who condemn the federal stimulus package and threaten secession, get hit with economic and budget problems, and then they not only beg for stimulus money but BRAG about getting the cash for their state.

So in good times these toothless yokels screech about the revenooers, but when trouble hits they’re the first ones to come whining to Washington .

PS – the health reform package they’re screaming about….would help the southern red states the most.

In the immortal words of a 20th century philosopher from white trash country – Stupid is as stupid does.

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