Make Tammy Baldwin the president pro tempore of the
Senate, when she takes office in January.
If tragedy strikes, and Obama, Biden and Boehner
all die, we will have the first gay president.
Or rather, the first openly gay president. The jury
is still out on James Buchanan.
Can you imagine Sean and Rush and Michelle Bachmann
and Pat Robertson and the Westboro boys, faced with the prospect of a gay
president?
Better yet? Win the House back in 2014 and appoint
Kyrsten Sinema Speaker – a bisexual woman two heartbeats away from the Oval
Office. And then have her marry Baldwin on the Senate floor.
Because we know gay people give Republicans the
heebie jeebies. One of our greatest pleasures was watching Republicans screw
themselves into the ceiling any time Barney Frank dared to speak out on
anything. This seventy-year-old gay Jew chatting amiably about his boyfriend.
Ewww! Cooties!
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