In 2009 I
wrote this: “Obama was put in the White House by 40
humans, and one space alien. Seven of Nine, a member of the Borg Collective,
came to earth and, as Jeri Ryan, married Jack Ryan, an Illinois politician.
Their ensuing divorce battle derailed Jack's Senate campaign, thus making the
impossible possible -- the election of an unknown young black guy, Barack
Obama, to the Senate. Thus beginning Obama's march to the White House.”
Star
Trek may have struck again. In 1991, the same year the actress Jeri Ryan began her
fateful marriage, a beautiful young girl named Ashley launched her acting
career, also on Star Trek, playing young Wesley’s girlfriend. Now 44, same age
as Ryan, Ashley Judd has
been working for years as a global ambassador on humanitarian issues and she
has also picked up a Masters from Harvard. And she may be the one to slay the
most dangerous Republican dragon of all: Mitch McConnell, Senator from
Kentucky.
McConnell
richly deserves to be defenestrated out of the Senate. The King of Filibusters
has done more than any American in a century to destroy Congress as a
legislative body, and to foul up the proper functioning of government and
politics in this country. Since 1985 he has sponsored no legislation of any
consequence, on his own: his raison d’etre is blocking the work of others.
Recently he even filibustered his own bill. He has made it clear for years that
his aim in life is to attack America’s Democrats, rather than attacking
America’s problems.
And he’s ripe
for plucking. He came to the Senate without having much more experience than
Judd has. After being bounced out of the army for medical reasons he worked as
an intern and then was picked to be county executive for the county that
includes Louisville, but he wasn’t allowed to run Louisville itself. In other
words anything important was left to someone else, with leadership ability. He has
made as much as $44 million as a Senator, which no honest politician could
possibly do; unsurprisingly he is a bitter opponent of campaign finance reform.
And even in Kentucky he is wearing out his welcome: in his 2008 reelection race
he only won by 6 points, in a state Obama just lost by 22.
Next up:
Tasha Yar for Governor!
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