Look at Republicans present and past, and ponder…
Were they gay?
J. Edgar Hoover, I think we can close the book on that one.
Reagan and Romney, with the perfectly coiffed, laquered black hair, hostile to women and their causes...?
Bush 41, married a woman who looks like his mommy, forever trying to blow shit up and kill people just to prove he was as manly as Ronnie?
Rick Santorum, Eric Cantor, Mike Pence, John Thune, pretty boys?
Lindsey Graham, unmarried pretty boy?
Charlie Crist, rumor magnet?
Craig and Foley, too easy…
John Boehner, spends more time in a tanning booth than a 14-year-old girl?
All those loveless, twisted marriages with mechanically-grinning, badly-aging, power-suited Barbie dolls?
All that insane methinks-he-doth-protest-too-much homophobic rhetoric?
Seriously, when you see the Republican leadership line up in the Senate TV gallery with their TV makeup on, to spew lies about whatever the Democrats are trying to pass...don't you get a yen, in the back of your mind, to start singing "Y-M-C-A"?