Thursday 15 October 2009

Rush Limbaugh, a racist? Naaaaah

Rush Limbaugh, has been officially branded as so completely racist that he can’t possibly function in business.

And this verdict came, not from some left-wing fringe website, but from the arch-conservative arch-big-business NFL. Limbaugh’s kind of people. And the anti-Limbaugh effort was led by Colt owner Jim Irsay, a big-time Republican donor.

I just can’t imagine how they came to that conclusion.

Could it be something he said?

“Native Americans are “injuns”; immigrants are an invading species; the angry minorities have the power now; NFL games look like Bloods versus Crips; minorities never apologize for their transgressions; basketball is the favorite sport of gangs; Gates is an angry racist; Colin Powell’s support of Obama was race-based; blacks can’t swim; the media wants the black quarterback to do well; the Democratic policy on Darfur is all about the black vote; Obama’s election was caused by feminazis failing to block affirmative action!”

…or perhaps…

“Obama is the magic Negro, a little black man-child, a Halfrican-American, more African than American who has disowned his white side and is going all-black; Obama’s whole economic program is reparations for blacks; Obama acts like an African despot; Obama and Sotomayor are reverse racists; Obama wants us to have the same health care he had in Africa ; Obama wants to be the black FDR; Obama hasn’t proved he’s a citizen; Obama is a black president trying to destroy a white policeman; Obama wouldn’t have shot the Somali pirates if he had known they were young black Muslim teenagers; in Obama’s America black kids cheer as white kids get beat up; the government has been taking care of young blacks their whole lives!”

Isn’t it funny how accountability works when he leaves the safe comfy confines of his studio and his enormous phallic gold microphone?

Republicans are now screeching that Limbaugh got the boot because he’s a Republican. Sorry girls, but a lot of the people involved in chucking him out are also Republicans. It’s not because he’s a Republican, it’s because he’s a braindead racist wingnut -- but it is understandable that you guys confuse the two.

1 comment:

Paul said...

It seems to me that all the negative vibes this blowhard (Rush Hudson Limbaugh A.KA. Jeff Christie) has been spewing over these many years has come back to blow back on his face (A classic “Blow Back”). He always tries to give off the airs that he can have anything he wants but as we all witness those with more money and influence tossed him aside like sack of potatoes and the ultimate insult was that it was done in public (money don’t buy you everything butterball).

Now of course he blames everyone else (Michael J. Fox, Perez Hilton, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Sonia Sotomayor, Hillary Clinton, Olympia Snowe, ESPN, NFL, the media, basically people of color, women and gays) when of course all you have to do is listen to his show and plainly hear his daily prejudices filled sermons. So NFL, I salute you decision, job well done. And to the whaling cry baby perched on his self made pedestal, quit your whining it was your own fault. Don’t we all feel better?